Doo Doo At A Certain W-Square

Posted by Rainer Yong On 4:43 AM

Remember those dirty school toilet days? Just when you thought you won’t see the same shit [punt intended] anymore, it reemerges.

2 weeks back the RhinocerosExpress team went to W-Square for some good old fish on a pan with some potatoes on the side. While waiting I had to swing by the John and went straight to the only cubicle available. To my surprise this is what I saw :-

I have to warn you though, before viewing, you might want to stop eating or prepare to gorge your eyeballs out cause what’s coming isn’t pretty.

 

Reminds you of the peanuts from “Crunch” doesn’t it?

 

This is why I can never use public toilets to do number 2. If I had to poo, it shall be done at home on my very own throne. Seriously if you really had to go and this was on the seat, would you? No!! If you said yes you are the biggest bullshitter in the world.

Anyways, this lead me to thinking, how in the world would you have to seat to mess up your whole aiming system. I mean seriously, you must be squatting to be misfiring like this, and if you did, shame on you. Didn’t your mommy taught you not to squat on a toilet seat. Have you not seen the signs before?

 


Balancing Act 101

 

Incase you didn’t know, bad things do happen to bad people. There is a reason they tell you not to squat on the toilet seat. No, its not because they’re sick of cleaning your shoe marks, misfiring piss [due to overestimating penis length], and in this case poo off the seats. But because you can get yourself seriously hurt.

 


Ouch!

 

If you barfed twice today, I have accomplished what i have set out to do. Jokes a side, please stop stepping on them seats for your butt’s sake.

7 Response to 'Doo Doo At A Certain W-Square'

  1. Gordon Dean Said,
    http://rhinocerosexpress.blogspot.com/2009/10/doo-doo-at-certain-w-square.html?showComment=1254638659810#c802427546094384773'> October 4, 2009 at 2:44 PM

    There's Crazy!

     

  2. Avril Said,
    http://rhinocerosexpress.blogspot.com/2009/10/doo-doo-at-certain-w-square.html?showComment=1254638786249#c9038988629522756937'> October 4, 2009 at 2:46 PM

    Doo Doo! Pooh Pooh! Kaka! Numero Dos! taik! hahaha

    euuuwww gross! yeah I really hate goin to public toilets!! especily here! and my gosh that last pic made me weakkkk!!!! bleurgh

     

  3. Anonymous Said,
    http://rhinocerosexpress.blogspot.com/2009/10/doo-doo-at-certain-w-square.html?showComment=1254638942303#c5662088510283310109'> October 4, 2009 at 2:49 PM

    talkin bout toilets, omg i used to hate my school toilets. sad man. lol. Dont understand why cant they keep the toilets clean. tsk tsk tsk.

     

  4. kenwooi Said,
    http://rhinocerosexpress.blogspot.com/2009/10/doo-doo-at-certain-w-square.html?showComment=1254651646570#c2371552887079083265'> October 4, 2009 at 6:20 PM

    i hate stinky toilets too!
    and the pic.. ewww!!

    kenwooi.com

     

  5. Rainer Yong Said,
    http://rhinocerosexpress.blogspot.com/2009/10/doo-doo-at-certain-w-square.html?showComment=1254676618600#c5941279222117026749'> October 5, 2009 at 1:16 AM

    Tell me about it. I hate holding my breath just to take a piss.

     

  6. IMCurtain Said,
    http://rhinocerosexpress.blogspot.com/2009/10/doo-doo-at-certain-w-square.html?showComment=1254712316095#c5541175131675043985'> October 5, 2009 at 11:11 AM

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  7. http://rhinocerosexpress.blogspot.com/2009/10/doo-doo-at-certain-w-square.html?showComment=1254792626186#c6052082034511151164'> October 6, 2009 at 9:30 AM

    Eewwww~ Grosss!!!! I hate public toilets!!!

    Btw Ask dino for them posters..he sent those to me..=D