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Showing posts with label Augustine Yong. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Augustine Yong. Show all posts

Increase in Transit

Posted by Augustine Yong On 9:57 PM 0 comments
The agriculture department supplied chicken to a farmer in a village for a community project. "Did you receive the chickens we sent this morning" asked the officer. "Ah..well yes," replied the farmer, but sir, you didn't secured the cages properly, and after searching around the neighbourhood I only found 15. Puzzled the officer remarked "You did all right, we only sent 10"

Dog without License

Posted by Augustine Yong On 9:41 PM 0 comments
The local town council was on a drive to round up unlicensed dogs, a policeman wave down a car to the side curb, and the lady driver asked why she was stopped, the policeman pointed to the dog in the seat beside her, "Does your dog have a license?" "oh no" the lady said quickly. He doesn't need one. I do all the driving myself"